Easter Bunny Affairs

More Evil Bunnies

2006-04-18T09:00:00.000-07:00

We need an Easter Bunnies Enforcement Office to make sure that regular magical bunnies don't smear our good name. Look at this disgusting bunny. I mean, how can other bunnies do this to us. Although in the bunnies I find horrible, like this rapping bunny, I do realize that we may be able to mobilize some of them in service of Easter. The rapping bunny could be used to appeal to teenagers, who are often "too cool" to enjoy Easter properly.

Perhaps later ad campaigns could use the rapping bunny and the Big Bunny to appeal to teenagers sense of style to make Easter cooler? Of course, we'd have to do this quietly, like the way cigarettes and alcohol are marketed to children to make sure it doesn't hurt our reputation.

Easter Egg Horrors!

2006-04-17T05:25:00.000-07:00

Eatser is over and yet the eggs continue to appear. This is absolutely unacceptable! We must do something to correct this! Please report all offenders immediately to DEBA!

Also, I found these horrible sites that malign the ever-innocent Peeps. Once we have the Easter Bunny criminals in custody, we must fight to protect the innocent Peeps.
Site that's rude to Peeps
Site that makes Peeps battle

Still New at This

2006-04-13T15:41:00.000-07:00

I'm still new at this, but my boss at DEBA wants me to use this blog to better connect to the others in the Easter Bunny Community so that we can work together to root out the rotten eggs to make sure this Easter runs as smoothly as ever.

Please report any members of EBU (The EVIL Easter Bunnies for Unionization who just want to make Easter not-fun, not-good, and more work) to DEBA immediately.

Let's all work together to make Easter Bunny Operations run at optimimum speeds!

This is me!

2006-04-13T15:39:00.000-07:00

Illegal Action

2006-04-13T15:19:00.000-07:00

We at the Division of Easter Bunny Affairs (DEBA) have noticed an increasing number of acts unbecoming to an Easter Bunny. These include: acting in one's personal interest instead of serving the Greater Easter Bunny Goals, and Egg Vandalism. Both of these are crimes warranting immediate expulsion from the Easter Bunny Community and the removal of all Easter Bunny Rights.

Currently, the Egg Vandalism is most troubling as it is directly impacting our constituents. The specific Egg Vandalism we're experiencing comes in the form of carrots, raisins, and other decidely not "Easter Bunny" foods being placed in the eggs along with notes that state "get out and exercise!" This is unacceptable Easter Bunny behavior.

If anyone has information that may lead to the culprits of these attacks on Easter, please inform me or another DEBA administrator immediately.