We at the EBU have suffered under the tyranny of the archaic philosophies of the DEBA for too long, and must, in good consience, manifest our dissent in the only way that will make those at the DEBA take notice.
The health and well-being of our constituency should be of primary concern, and for too long the DEBA have known the harm their candy-filled goodies might be doing. Cavaties are not a laughing matter!
We will continue to dissent until our complaints are listened to by the long, floppy ears of the DEBA.
Even your name says waht you are--you aren't a real Easter Bunny. Real Easter Bunnies would never defame their position by having an uncute name. Cuteness is part of our mission statement and we intend to keep it there! There's a good reason that not all magical bunnies can be Easter Bunnies--Easter Bunnies are kept to a high standard!
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At 4:24 PM,
baldtrol said…
We at the EBU have suffered under the tyranny of the archaic philosophies of the DEBA for too long, and must, in good consience, manifest our dissent in the only way that will make those at the DEBA take notice.
The health and well-being of our constituency should be of primary concern, and for too long the DEBA have known the harm their candy-filled goodies might be doing. Cavaties are not a laughing matter!
We will continue to dissent until our complaints are listened to by the long, floppy ears of the DEBA.
At 5:30 AM,
DEBA Admin said…
Even your name says waht you are--you aren't a real Easter Bunny. Real Easter Bunnies would never defame their position by having an uncute name. Cuteness is part of our mission statement and we intend to keep it there! There's a good reason that not all magical bunnies can be Easter Bunnies--Easter Bunnies are kept to a high standard!
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