Still New at This
I'm still new at this, but my boss at DEBA wants me to use this blog to better connect to the others in the Easter Bunny Community so that we can work together to root out the rotten eggs to make sure this Easter runs as smoothly as ever.
Please report any members of EBU (The EVIL Easter Bunnies for Unionization who just want to make Easter not-fun, not-good, and more work) to DEBA immediately.
Let's all work together to make Easter Bunny Operations run at optimimum speeds!
Please report any members of EBU (The EVIL Easter Bunnies for Unionization who just want to make Easter not-fun, not-good, and more work) to DEBA immediately.
Let's all work together to make Easter Bunny Operations run at optimimum speeds!


4 Comments:
At 7:09 PM,
hyperbun said…
I think DEBA needs to branch out, maybe have a baked goods department. Children like baked goods, right? so do parents! Who can say no to a good banana bread or some yummy cookies? No one, that's who! So won't you consider it?
At 8:58 AM,
DEBA Admin said…
How could you suggest such a thing! Easter is about candy, hence the name Easter Candy. It would ruin the whole system if we gave children baked goods--they eat those at other Easter happenings. We're specifically geared to candy, that's the way it's been and that's the way it should continue to be. Have you no sense of history!
By the way, what's your name Bunny? I need to make a list of rebels like you.
At 1:54 PM,
hyperbun said…
I'm hyperbunny! I'm not a rebel, no no no. I'm a good Easter Bunny. I do my job good and quick. Is it so bad to like to make something other than candy in my free time?
At 1:02 AM,
DEBA Admin said…
Hyperbunny, you have the right Easter spirit--joy, enthusiasm, and a passion for candy! However, you must stop posting to websites--Easter bunnies can only work towards Easter and personal time isn't in the equation.
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