Illegal Action

We at the Division of Easter Bunny Affairs (DEBA) have noticed an increasing number of acts unbecoming to an Easter Bunny. These include: acting in one's personal interest instead of serving the Greater Easter Bunny Goals, and Egg Vandalism. Both of these are crimes warranting immediate expulsion from the Easter Bunny Community and the removal of all Easter Bunny Rights.

Currently, the Egg Vandalism is most troubling as it is directly impacting our constituents. The specific Egg Vandalism we're experiencing comes in the form of carrots, raisins, and other decidely not "Easter Bunny" foods being placed in the eggs along with notes that state "get out and exercise!" This is unacceptable Easter Bunny behavior.

If anyone has information that may lead to the culprits of these attacks on Easter, please inform me or another DEBA administrator immediately.